Presient state of union address
"My fellow americans, many of you will not recognize my face I am your president, believe me. thank u for tuning into this special access broadcast of my state of the union address. This is important speech. We disabled BABL for this important speech so please don't take advantage of our patriotism and conspire any bad things. Ok? We have to stop fighting each other. No more secessions. No more civil unrest. No more protests. Stop it. It's time for unity. Even though we have opposite goals, we have to work together. I don't know. It just makes sense. It makes sense when I say it because I'm the president by the way. Ok? So stop all that and love ur gov. Ok? We have a lot of bad stuff happening. PEople are saying there's monsters. I saw one myself, and it was bad. I don't know what's going on and if you do, please call the Rotline at 803 768 5463. But anyway, things are bad. Crime is up, probably. So...God...I don't know. Honestly. Not even sure why we're still doing these. Do I have to do this again? What's it even...I mean why do we care if they...ok. I'm pretty tired today. I'm...I'm"